You Are Safe, Little Guy – We Are Lactose Tolerant T-Shirt

For those who proudly embrace dairy in all its creamy glory, this "You Are Safe, Little Guy – We Are Lactose Tolerant" t-shirt is a hilariously wholesome way to show your love for milk, cheese, and all things dairy. Featuring a heartwarming illustration of two people lovingly hugging a milk carton, this design is perfect for dairy devotees and lactose-friendly folks who just don’t understand the struggle.

Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Ultra-Soft & Comfortable Fabric – Ideal for enjoying your milk and cookies in style
✔️ Classic Fit & Breathable Material – Keeps you comfy, just like a warm glass of milk
✔️ Durable & Pre-Shrunk – Stays fresh wash after wash, just like your milk… hopefully
✔️ Bold, Fun & Wholesome Design – Perfect for dairy lovers and humor enthusiasts alike
✔️ Perfect for Any Occasion – Wear it while sipping a milkshake, eating cereal, or just flexing your dairy tolerance

Who Needs This Shirt?
🥛 Proud Lactose Drinkers – Because your fridge is stocked with the real stuff
🤣 Dairy Enthusiasts & Cheese Lovers – You respect the cow’s contribution to your life
😂 Funny Shirt Collectors – The perfect blend of humor and wholesomeness
🎁 Great Gift for Lactose-Tolerant Friends & Family – A funny way to celebrate their dairy privilege

If you’re the type who can chug a glass of milk without fear, this tee is a dairy-fueled must-have!

👉 Order yours today and keep the milk safe! 🥛🔥😂

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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