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Tastes Like Regret T-Shirt – A Fine Blend of Poor Choices

Tastes Like Regret T-Shirt – A Fine Blend of Poor Choices

Regular price $18.50 USD
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For those who enjoy a good drink and even better bad decisions, this "Tastes Like Regret" t-shirt is the perfect mix of class and self-awareness. Whether you're uncorking questionable choices, sipping on poor judgment, or just embracing the chaos of life, this design is a hilarious tribute to the nights you almost remember.

Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Ultra-Soft & Comfortable Fabric – Perfect for post-wine reflection or pre-wine denial
✔️ Classic Fit & Breathable Material – Keeps you comfy whether you're sipping or second-guessing
✔️ Durable & Pre-Shrunk – Just like your regrets, this shirt won’t fade away
✔️ Bold, Retro-Inspired Design – Vintage aesthetics with a side of sarcasm
✔️ Perfect for Any Occasion – Wear it to wine nights, parties, or while pretending you’re sophisticated

Who Needs This Shirt?
🍷 Wine Enthusiasts & Casual Drinkers – Because every sip tells a story
🤣 Sarcasm Experts & Regret Collectors – A must-have for those who laugh at their own mistakes
🎁 Perfect Gift for Friends Who "Just Need One More Glass" – You know exactly who they are
⚠️ Anyone Who's Ever Thought "This Is a Great Idea!"... Until It Wasn’t

If your taste in wine is refined but your life choices aren’t, then this tee was made for you.

👉 Order yours today—because you might as well embrace the regret! 🍷🔥😂

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
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