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My Belly Is Flat (The L Is Silent) – Sarcastic Funny T-Shirt
My Belly Is Flat (The L Is Silent) – Sarcastic Funny T-Shirt
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Funny Belly T-Shirt with Self-Aware Humor for Food Lovers:
Own your snack-fueled confidence with this hilarious shirt that proudly declares, “My Belly Is Flat… Well, the ‘L’ Is Silent.” Whether you're hitting the buffet or chilling on the couch, this tee celebrates body positivity and a great sense of humor. It’s perfect for anyone who prefers laughter over crunches!
Best Gift Shirt for Dad Bods, Foodies, and Snack Addicts:
✅ Food lovers and midnight snackers
✅ Fans of sarcastic humor
✅ Gym avoiders with great self-esteem
✅ Birthday, gag, or self-love gift ideas
Sarcastic Graphic Tee That’s Built for Comfort:
✔ High-quality, breathable cotton for max comfort
✔ Bold graphic print with crisp, readable text
✔ Unisex fit – available in multiple sizes and colors
✔ Conversation starter (and laugh magnet!)
🎁 Wear it loud and proud—because round is still a shape and confidence is key!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
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