I'm Nicer After I Drink My Coffee – Funny Caffeine Lover T-Shirt

Let’s be honest—caffeine turns chaos into charm. This bold, monochrome design is for the unapologetic coffee-first kind of human. Featuring a vintage-style coffee cup and all-caps honesty, this shirt tells the world what your coworkers already know: you’re nicer... but only after your coffee.

Whether you’re team espresso, drip, or just “don’t talk to me yet,” this tee is your wearable warning label.

Great for:
✅ Coffee addicts with attitude
✅ Baristas & cafe hoppers
✅ Tired parents & grumpy coworkers
✅ Anyone who’s 90% caffeine and 10% sass

Features:
✔ Crisp hand-drawn coffee cup graphic for an artsy edge
✔ Funny bold lettering in a modern block style
✔ Soft, cozy fabric—because grumpy shouldn't mean itchy
✔ Available in multiple sizes & colors for every caffeine mood

🎁 Makes a perfect gift for your favorite coffee snob, coworker, or anyone you’ve accidentally yelled at before 10 a.m.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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