I Solemnly Swear a Lot – Funny Wizard-Inspired Graphic Tee for Sarcastic Spellcasters

Whether you're casting sarcasm or summoning sass, this hilarious parody tee is your daily uniform. Channeling a familiar magical vibe with a bold twist, this t-shirt reads “I Solemnly Swear A Lot”—perfect for those who mix magic with mouthiness.

With spellbinding typography, a sprinkle of lightning bolts, and enchanted footsteps, this shirt is ideal for witches, wizards, and muggles with no filter.

Great for:
🪄 Fantasy lovers with a naughty side
🧙‍♂️ Wizards who curse more than they conjure
🎁 Gag gifts for book nerds and fandom fans
💬 People fluent in sarcasm and swearing

Features:
✔ Premium cotton blend for maximum comfort
✔ Soft, breathable, and easy to wear all day
✔ Wizard-inspired design with a cheeky twist
✔ Great fit for both men and women
✔ Available in a range of sizes and colors

✨ Add a little mischief to your wardrobe—no map required. ✨

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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