I’m Not Lost, I’m Avoiding You Guys – Funny Bigfoot T-Shirt

This Isn’t Just a Bigfoot Tee – It’s a Mood

Embrace your inner introvert with this hilarious Bigfoot tee featuring a glowing sunset forest scene and everyone's favorite cryptid. With the phrase “I’m Not Lost, I’m Avoiding You Guys”, this shirt perfectly captures the anti-social energy of both Sasquatch, and solitude-seekers alike.

Perfect Gift for Campers, Hikers, and Cryptid Fans

✅ Bigfoot believers and cryptid fans
✅ Introverts, campers, and off-the-grid types
✅ Nature lovers with a sarcastic sense of humor
✅ Gifting to your friend who always ghosts the group chat

Sarcastic, Comfortable, and Forest-Ready

✔ Soft and breathable cotton/poly blend for everyday wear
✔ Bold retro-style graphic with a vintage distressed effect
✔ Available in unisex sizing and multiple colors
✔ Great for hikes, cookouts, or dodging crowds in style

Because sometimes you’re not lost—you just don’t want to be found.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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