Holy Cow – Funny Religious Pun T-Shirt

Holy Cow – A Punny Faith Shirt with a Divine Sense of Humor

Make divine style choices with a side of humor! Our Holy Cow t-shirt features a saintly bovine with a blessed heart and halo, delivering laughs and blessings in equal measure. It’s a heavenly pun brought to life in a vintage cartoon style—perfect for those who love clever wordplay and unique conversation starters.

Perfect Gift for Pun-Loving Believers and Church Buddies

✅ Pun lovers and sacred sass enthusiasts
✅ Fans of faith-themed humor
✅ Unique gift for spiritual yet silly souls
✅ Sunday best with a twist

Holy Humor for the Faithful (and the Funny)

✔ Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
✔ Vintage design with bold, clean print
✔ Unisex fit available in multiple sizes and colors
✔ Perfect for casual wear, faith-based events, or just raising holy heck 😇

🛒 Whether you're moo-ving through the day or bringing joy to the congregation, this tee will have everyone saying… Holy Cow!



• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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