Ew, People... Funny Anti-Social T-Shirt – Sarcastic Tee for Introverts & Grumps

Avoid eye contact in style with this Ew, People... graphic tee – the perfect uniform for anyone who’d rather hang with pets, plants, or total silence. It’s blunt, it’s relatable, and it says what you're thinking so you don’t have to.

Whether you’re a certified introvert, a social misfit, or someone just done with small talk, this tee is your go-to for awkward family dinners, long lines, and people in general.

Perfect for:
🙄 Socially drained humans
😑 Moody Mondays and awkward coworkers
😂 Sarcastic friends and anti-hug vibes
🎁 Birthday or gag gifts for introverts

Features:
✔ Soft cotton blend – comfort in isolation
✔ Bold lettering for maximum avoidance
✔ Unisex sizing for all people-haters
✔ Great for WFH fits or weekend hermit mode

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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