Dread, Debt, and Depression T-Shirt – The Wild West of Adulthood

Saddle up, partner, because life ain’t just about riding into the sunset. it’s about dread, debt, and depression too! This hilariously dark twist on the classic Western aesthetic perfectly captures the true outlaw experience of student loans, overdue bills, and existential crises. If you've ever played a video game to escape real-life responsibilities, this shirt was made for you!

Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Ultra-Soft & Comfortable Fabric – Ideal for drowning in paperwork or riding into financial ruin
✔️ Classic Fit & Breathable Material – Keeps you comfy while questioning your life choices
✔️ Durable & Pre-Shrunk – Unlike your savings account, this shirt won’t shrink
✔️ Bold, Darkly Humorous Design – Featuring a rugged posse of cowboys who probably owe the bank
✔️ Perfect for Any Occasion – Wear it while gaming, at work, or when avoiding your bank statements

Who Needs This Shirt?
💸 Student Loan Survivors – If Sallie Mae haunts your dreams, this is for you
🎮 Gamers Who Escape to Virtual Worlds – Because IRL missions cost too much XP
😵‍💫 Millennials & Gen Z – The true pioneers of financial dread
🏜 Cowboys of Capitalism – Because nothing’s wilder than modern-day expenses
🎁 Perfect Gift for the Existentially Overwhelmed – Laughter is free… but everything else costs too much

If you’ve ever ignored real-world problems to 100% complete a side quest, this tee is your new uniform.

👉 Get yours today before the bank repossesses your horse… or your gaming setup! 🏇💀😂

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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