Beets Don’t Kale My Vibe – Funny Vegan T-Shirt | Cool Veggie Graphic Tee for Plant-Based, Vegetarian, or Organic Food Lovers

Turn heads and spark conversations with this bold and hilarious “Beets Don’t Kale My Vibe” t-shirt! Featuring a retro-style squad of vegetables dressed in full attitude (think carrot in shades, broccoli with swagger, and a juiced-up pepper), this tee is the perfect mix of humor and plant-based pride. Whether you’re a vegan, vegetarian, plant-based eater, or just someone who appreciates a clever veggie pun, this shirt is your go-to for making a fresh statement.

Let the beets drop and the good vibes grow! 

This graphic tee is ideal for:
✅ Vegans who want to rock plant pride
✅ Vegetarians with a sense of humor
✅ Gardeners, health foodies, and plant-based influencers
✅ Pun lovers and fans of retro veggie vibes
✅ Anyone who shops organic or loves a good food pun shirt
✅ Gifts for nutritionists, dietitians, or Earth Day enthusiasts
✅ Farmer's market visits, eco-festivals, Earth-conscious events, and grocery store trips

Key Features:
✔ Super soft cotton/poly blend – comfort that lasts all day
✔ High-quality DTG print that won’t fade or crack
✔ Unisex sizing – fits all body types beautifully
✔ Available in multiple colors for any style
✔ Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for layering or wearing solo

Why you’ll love it:
This isn’t just a punny tee – it’s a lifestyle statement. Promote positivity, healthy eating, and conscious living with style and sass. Great for casual wear, group photos, vegan events, or as a funny eco gift idea.

Add to cart today and let the whole world know: You’re powered by plants and vibes only!
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• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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