Dad Tax Funny Halloween Shirt – Trick or Treat Candy Tee for Dads

t’s not theft. It’s tradition. This Dad Tax t-shirt hilariously honors the sacred parental right to “inspect” Halloween candy – one bite at a time. With a bold design and a relatable message, this tee is perfect for dads who love treats (and dad jokes).

Whether you’re raiding the candy stash or just flexing your fatherly authority, this shirt lets everyone know: it’s for their safety... allegedly.

🎃 Just checking for poison. Definitely not hoarding the peanut butter cups.

Perfect for:
🍬 Halloween night supervision
👨‍👧 Dads with a sweet tooth and a sense of humor
🛍️ Trick-or-treating in peak dad style
🎁 Fun gifts for new dads or seasoned pros

Features:
✔ Soft, breathable cotton tee
✔ Available in multiple sizes for all dad bods
✔ Great for family costume themes
✔ Bright design gets laughs from kids and adults



• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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